Once again I got caught up participating in another CBC writing contest. Their Valentines Day Break-up tweet contest was endlessly amusing. I did tell my significant other the night before to ignore my tweets and that no we weren’t breaking up. He thought it was really funny. I’m doubtful that I won since none of my tweets were retweeted by the CBC or the judge, but I still had fun. Howeverm someone did favour one.
And now I would like to share my Canada Writes tweets.
I thought we’d raid and adventure together. I can’t carry you. I’m in lvl 85 and you sit at lvl 47. You have no MMO goals. #canadawrites
Saying I have no videogame goals, is like saying you don’t want me because I play wrong. It’s a fictional life, grow up! #canadawrites (this one got favoured)
I should have gotten a dog. At least it would let me hold it and never be ashamed to kiss me in public. #canadawrites
Wait, we’ve dated for 2 years and you don’t believe in the space program? Or that we went to the moon? But I work for NASA. #canadawrites
Turns out I’m over the age limit for Sobey Art Award. I guess this is goodbye. #canadawrites
I want bacon and eggs. Damn Autocorrect. I want to break up. #canadawrites
My heart is broken. Mittens the stray cat I saved ran away. He’s the closest I’ve had to a real friend and he hates me #canadawrites
